Life Is Like A Movie

My name is Ashley.
I am 21 years old.
I like giraffes. A lot. From the depths of my soul.
I am odd, I am funny and I am rarely witty but I get by.

My friends have previously told me that my life is like a movie, things always happening, the story continuously evolving but my personal belief is that I couldn't possibly sum up my life thus far in any 90 minute time slot. I would have to condense my world way too much and it's the little details that are way to important to be left out. If I ever did want to announce my life in video form it would need to be on television in some kind of sitcom where the leading lady is life smart but quite gullible, well balanced but not very graceful and her world appears normal until you look into the depths of her daily life to which you find nothing is quite as it seems, as with everything else in this world, and then someone like Morgan Freeman would come along in the 9th hour and tell her that everything will be okay when the uplifting mission music comes on, she rises up from her abyss which people may call a beige lounge chair and looks off into the distance as she snaps up her bright blue trenchcoat and walks out the door to forever live the life she'd alw- too much Ashley.


So anyway,
Here will be my life, follow along I decifer adulthood, the man paradigm, what it means to be educated and the theories of every day routine and hassle.

I hope you enjoy.


Signed,
Ashley.