Sunday, 1 July 2012

Nonsense & Sensibility

GOOD NEWS! After months of lounging about in my house because I'm lazy and couldn't be bothered walking anywhere due to my lack of car and no public transportation stops immediately infront of my house, I have finally paid for a car and it is sitting in my driveway having a gay old time whilst it waits for me to drive it once again this afternoon. So theres that longest sentance in history probably.

Moving on, the heath kick went remarkably wrong! I woke up Monday morning all excited about my fruits that I'd bought the previous day and ate my banana like nobody's business. I threw an apple in my bag and walked out my front door with a bounce in my step excited for my new life ahead. Gathering myself and my father in the car to transport him to the airport we had a few errands to run before we really headed on our way. Right before we entered the highway my lovely father asked what we should do for lunch, to which I responded "I'm not sure, I've only eaten a banana today" as if I was already starving, I continued "and all those errands worked up quite an appetite". Yes, those were my exact words. (I am ashamed) However, being always the optimist we decided to get something when we were closer to the airport so we wouldn't feel like we were in a rush and maybe the epic hunger would sibside slightly. Driving down the freeway I pulled my apple out of my bag and started eating it as if the world was a lovely place. Which is was, until I looked over at my father glaring at me with absolute jealousy because I was master of the food and he had to suffer without any for a whole nother 30minutes at least. I offered him a bite, he refused, his hunger now his own fault and all guilt was relinquished from my being.

Cut a long story short, we ate bangers at mash at a family restaurant which happened to be the most delicious bangers and mash I have ever eaten. That being said, it probably came from my brain thinking it would only ever eat fruit again, which it wouldn't but my body is in a battle with itself constantly, it never really pays attention to what it's supposed to be doing until I kick it's butt and hope for the best after that.

So my Fruit-Fast went poorly. I ate 3 pieces of fruit in the entire week and totally binged on everything I could. So I tried again today, the first thing I ate today was pasta. DANGIT!!
I'll get it eventually. So that still has to be done...

As for the job hunt, it's really boring, and really hard. Why does no one want me. My friend got fired yesterday and has a job interview today, I can't believe his ridiculous luck. WHY NOT ME!?

I shall sit in sorrow and mindlessly hunt for jobs until something finally happens. Also, I found out that the education that I need for my career is $11,000 so that's also bringing me down.

Ever the optimist, I will carry on and I WILL PREVAIL! 1 out of 3, ain't bad.


Until next time,
Ashley xx

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